The proper way of bushwacking up a mountain

Things needed: a mountain

1. Find every possible way up, then pick the 2nd hardest one.
2. Start hiking up.  If there are any little (10-20) foot cliffs nearby, climb them.
3. Take pictures(throughout the hike).
4. Get at least 15 scratches on your legs.
5. Once you reach the top, do some kind of a cool dance move(personally I do the lawnmower).
6. Do something stupid on the way down.
7. If you are not sore the next day, you didn't go up fast enough.